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Tambay ng Congress

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  1. War waits for you at every turn, every mouse click.
  2. If this means having perfect humans, i'm for this. We can finally proceed to colonizing Mars!
  3. Hmmm. let's see, what do women not tell you... They will not tell you that they want to out for dinner, but they will give you clues like they are tired of the usual food. They will not tell you that they are tired, they will just sit down, watch Netflix, observe if they take a deep breath when you are not looking. It means they are tired. They will not tell you that you smell bad, they will pretend they smelled something funny but not tell you directly that it was you they smelled. They will not tell you that they want a new iPhone 12 Pro Max. They will reboot their phones every now and then. Sometimes they show you that their FB crashed. Really? FB crashes? Sometimes you will see them charging often... Battery easily drains, daw. And when you go to the mall she will say she wants to go to the Apple Store, pretends not to care about the iPhone 12 Pro Max and looks at speakers. Really? Since when did she got interested in speakers? If you love your woman, buy her the best iPhone. It's the new De Beers.
  4. Interesting topic. I'm not officially part of the govt but I'm a tambay of congress (my name says it all) I can't confirm or deny any info... My boss instructed me to come to Batasan for _______, no other details were given.
  5. Me and the mosquitos of Batasan. Hello Stars! so glad you're here to accompany me until 5pm.

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