Members Aspire Posted January 19, 2021 Members Share Posted January 19, 2021 Messages to President Duterte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aspire Posted January 19, 2021 Author Members Share Posted January 19, 2021 Q: Meron ka daw doppelganger sa Davao? A: Pinsan ko yun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Journeyman6 Posted January 19, 2021 Members Share Posted January 19, 2021 Q: Mr. President, ano po ang pinaka ayaw nyong lugar sa Pilipinas? A: Yung ''Plaza Dilao'' sa Paco, Manila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Journeyman6 Posted January 19, 2021 Members Share Posted January 19, 2021 Q: Mr. President,paano pa po kayo nakakatulog sa gabi? (sa daming problema ng bansa natin) A: Umaga na pumipikit mata nyan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Nightwriter Posted January 23, 2021 Members Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Internet Superstar Posted January 23, 2021 Members Share Posted January 23, 2021 Dear Tito, I case you're a member of Stars! and you get to read this, I'm inviting you for lunch or dinner or even breakfast. My husband and I will prepare food. You bring the soft drink. If you're not available within the next 2 years, maybe after you leave Malacanang? Sincerely, The Internet Superstar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Do Better Posted January 23, 2021 Administrators Share Posted January 23, 2021 P.S. You've given so much already, we will not ask for more, not even questions. As a token of our family's appreciation my wife will cook the best Spaghetti and the best Lasagna on this side of the planet. We will also prepare Kinilaw and, if the season is right, we will make homemade Durian Ice cream. Please don't tell our neighbors that you're coming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Internet Superstar Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 Dear Uncle DU30, Please hurry up with the Dito roll out. We need to sedate (further) the Filipinos before they become an angry mob. Lesser latency please with less data caps. Please make sure to have more coverage in the NCR+ bubble since this will be the hotspots of the (red)tagged. Dito should organize a TikTok dance contest. Weekly winners, culminating every month. Make this last until elections next year. That will surely sedate the poor. Mobile Legends Championships in every barangay. To help reduce the infections by keeping the tambays at home. For the middle class I suggest we give away free Netflix for every registered voter, let's use the ayuda list. Vue is owned by the yellows and we might not get a good deal from them. Please negotiate for the Netflix HD Bundle. The rich do not need sedating, we are busy with gardening. 🙂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anything Goes Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Its more fun now in the Pilipins than ever before! Hunting season if u will! Raket here raket there raket evrrywhere while the sedated pinoys dont know where to focus hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members infrasound Posted April 15, 2021 Members Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) Trolls can't do their jobs well the net gets laggy. I suggest that we need to have some reading comprehension lessons too for the emotionally charged cabal who gets upset when you rock the boat. Edited April 15, 2021 by infrasound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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