Viola

Started chatting with someone over a dating app. He thinks im such a great catch. Then he asked me, "You are smart, and funny. You like sports, you like gaming. You are independent. You got your shit figured out. How come such a great girl like you remained single for this long?"

When i was in my 20s, i would answer Im career-focused and men will still pursue 

Now, i just answered him, "Maybe because Im fat". 

He asked,"How fat?" 

I answered, "like xxl fat".

Within a few minutes, ive been unmatched.

Now, im on a diet. Been doing this for 3 weeks now. Not on a diet to get guys though. On a diet because i want to wear a crop top shirt again.