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  1.  I was in a coffee shop, I was staring on a couple while kissing, the guy look at me and said "BRO, DO YOU MIND?" and I said "NO, I DON'T MIND" 

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    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Public area, so it's free for all haha

    3. Pretty sachi san
    4. Storm Trooper

      Storm Trooper

      GET A ROOM!  😃

  2. New Car, New Job, New House... NO MORE WIFE 🙂

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    2. H-O-N-E-Y

      H-O-N-E-Y

      Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉

    3. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      just stay single 😂

    4. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      thanks, less sober, more party 🙂

       

  3. Why my ex-wife still complaining about EVERYTHING

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      It's called 'Buyer's Remorse".  Your ex must be disappointed that the dating scene is not what she expected and men are more interested in dating with women much younger than she is. She must have regretted leaving a guy like you. She thought she could have done better. LOL. 

      Are you still talking to her? And if you wanna make her suffer? 

      Set Boundaries : Don't talk to her for awhile. Like AWHILE! And she'd be miserable.

      Tried and Tested, 100% Customer satisfaction. 

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    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      not exactly, the epic thing is, She compare me to her dates, but in a good way

      she complaint about this guy she dates

      haha I think she's missing me haha

      I'm not talking to her, nor reply to any messages she sent

      I dont want her to suffer, I just want a peace of mind

    3. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire You’ve handled this very well! Like a gentleman.

      Marvel Studios Reaction GIF by Disney+

  4. Coffee anyone? Harbor Square now... Drinks on me 

    1. markescober2020

      markescober2020

      House blessing then house party. ;)

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Pwedeng pwede bro

       

  5. Why do married folks begin to look like one another?

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Similar activities, similar clothes, I guess! 

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      pwede pero depende... i guess

  6. Finally a real authentic Ramen..  

  7. you can't be racist if you discriminate everyone equally

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      LOL! it’s like ‘ you hate everybody so you can’t be racist’. You’re funny! 😂

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Haha, Clear ko lang, It's not me

  8. So irritating when you're washing the dishes, then someone adds another plate to the sink 

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Hahahhaa 

      wow husband material 

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      haha, ehem, not anymore..

  9. Money can buy happiness, 

    it's called Food

    1. PanDuhh

      PanDuhh

      Happiness = Figures/collectibles and kicks

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      haha, so true bro... 👍😇

  10. Two reason why I don't trust anyone

    1. I don't know them

    2. I know them

    1. Pretty sachi san
    2. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      You're in good company, Mr Fire. It soothes me ( at your expense) to know that I'm not the only one who thinks like this. ☹️

  11. 14 hours of sleep, still I'm super sleepy, what wrong with me

    Am I lazy?

    1. SiLvErClAw

      SiLvErClAw

      no sir, you are just that tired, mentally

       

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      enlighten me? 🙂

  12. I always ordering things in LAZADA, cause they wake me up.. always F@#%ING 8AM they deliver with a nonstop calls 

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Good thing they deliver early lol

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Good service, Bad timing haha

  13. worst decision: Getting Married

    Best Decision: Getting Annulled 

    1. Pretty sachi san
    2. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Best money I've ever paid for. At least you're legally FREE. Hopefully with no strings attached. 

      You know what I mean. 

      golf tantrums GIF

  14. so Cold, I need a heater

    Tokyo S## P@$!& OTW

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Wow its not raining here, where is that

    2. Mr Fire
  15. I'm the one who trained them and now they tell me how to do my job

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

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      @Mr FireTry giving driving lessons to your kids, they'd turn into gremlins on wheels. 😕

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      that will be so DOPE!!!!! I love it..

  16. when I was really young, I'm so stupid to think that all beautiful girl don't fart and poop

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Far too many men made the same mistake! 😁

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      wait there's more, I also thought that beautiful girls have beautiful Moms and Grumpy Dads

  17. 50% if Marriages end in divorce.

    100% Pizza Deliveries end in Happiness 

     

    Love:0

    Pizza:1

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Why I'm glad you got yours AND your pizza 😏 80% of your happiness on your adult life will depend on the spouse you chose to marry. It's frustrating that most people keep lying to themselves and later on in life - hook, line and sinker - that they've realized that they have nothing in common. 😱

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      so true, It's my mistake too, I thought marriage is the cure to our fights and quarrels.. I was so wrong, It became worst, only in movies can save love with marriage

  18. why annulment is so EXPENSIVE?

    .......

    .......

    .......

    Because it's WORTH IT.

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      The sad part of an annulment is if your ex wouldn't put out for the expenses. For example, my ex was so 'upset' that I called his friend for his number and simmered down when I told him WHY I have to call him. He told me that he didn't have the funds to pay even half of it. I replied , Fine, I'd just say whatever I want about you on the court documents. 

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Oh... I paid everything on our annulment, even the lawyers we have, still she got what she wants and the thing that I hate the most is the made up reason for the annulment, too bad I cant post it here haha... she made me look so dumb and stupid infront of the honorable judge

  19. I have no plans to have two Ex-wives

    1. IyahBautista

      IyahBautista

      How about 3 ex wives? 🤭🤭🤭 

  20. another childhood stupidity..

    when I was young (Dumb and stupid), I always eat watermelons and most of the time I swallow seeds, I really thought watermelon seeds will eventually grow inside of me...

    meanwhile, I was thinking and wishing they would produce a seedless watermelons... 

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Have you swallowed gum when you were a kid? 

  21. would you rather..

     

    a) Have your favorite song stuck in you head forever

                  or

    b) Always dream the same thing at night

     

     

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire I'd rather be stuck with you in MY DREAMS 😚

      season 7 cooking GIF by MasterChef Junior

  22. I'm so annoyed, since morning I'm hearing backstreet boys songs now it's stuck in my head "I want it that way" epicccc

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      🎶Tell me why
      Ain't nothin' but a heartache
      Tell me why
      Ain't nothin' but a mistake
      Tell me why
      I never wanna hear you say
      I want it that way🎶

      backstreet boys GIF

  23. Do you feel like you've lived this same day many times before? 

  24. I'm not trying to be the best in everything but I want to be the best dad for my son 

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Aren't we all? My heart goes out to you. 

  25. (me and my niece talking) 

    niece: Tito, what's "abortion"?

    Me: you don't have to ask that baby, ang mahalaga buhay ka..

    (sobra sama tingin ng kuya ko sakin) hahaha

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Condoms prevents minivans, I'd say! 

       

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