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  1. Mr Fire

     I was in a coffee shop, I was staring on a couple while kissing, the guy look at me and said "BRO, DO YOU MIND?" and I said "NO, I DON'T MIND" 

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    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Public area, so it's free for all haha

    3. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Hahahahaha

    4. Storm Trooper

      Storm Trooper

      GET A ROOM!  😃

  2. Mr Fire

    (me and my niece talking) 

    niece: Tito, what's "abortion"?

    Me: you don't have to ask that baby, ang mahalaga buhay ka..

    (sobra sama tingin ng kuya ko sakin) hahaha

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Condoms prevents minivans, I'd say! 

       

  3. Mr Fire

    (Meanwhile)

    I was walking inside my office building, the duty front desk said "Good morning sir, mukhang stress kayo ah", I smiled and said "thanks... It's the stress" (In my head, Chill or someone else will be Jobless)

  4. Mr Fire

    Do you feel like you've lived this same day many times before? 

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Announcing Bill Murray GIF

  5. Mr Fire

    Why do married folks begin to look like one another?

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Similar activities, similar clothes, I guess! 

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      pwede pero depende... i guess

  6. Mr Fire

    when you see a missing shih tzu DOG posters... then everyone has a shih tzu dog too

  7. Mr Fire

    14 hours of sleep, still I'm super sleepy, what wrong with me

    Am I lazy?

    1. SiLvErClAw

      SiLvErClAw

      no sir, you are just that tired, mentally

       

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      enlighten me? 🙂

  8. Mr Fire

    50% if Marriages end in divorce.

    100% Pizza Deliveries end in Happiness 

     

    Love:0

    Pizza:1

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Why I'm glad you got yours AND your pizza 😏 80% of your happiness on your adult life will depend on the spouse you chose to marry. It's frustrating that most people keep lying to themselves and later on in life - hook, line and sinker - that they've realized that they have nothing in common. 😱

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      so true, It's my mistake too, I thought marriage is the cure to our fights and quarrels.. I was so wrong, It became worst, only in movies can save love with marriage

  9. Mr Fire

    and he lost his thumb, for sure he is not "OKAY"

  10. Mr Fire

    and I won't name drop don't worry

     

  11. Mr Fire

    another childhood stupidity..

    when I was young (Dumb and stupid), I always eat watermelons and most of the time I swallow seeds, I really thought watermelon seeds will eventually grow inside of me...

    meanwhile, I was thinking and wishing they would produce a seedless watermelons... 

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Have you swallowed gum when you were a kid? 

  12. Mr Fire

    anything I can  pay

  13. Mr Fire

    Coffee anyone? Harbor Square now... Drinks on me 

    1. markescober2020

      markescober2020

      House blessing then house party. ;)

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Pwedeng pwede bro

       

  14. Mr Fire

    dito lang ako nakakita sa lugar namin ng Tambay na umiinom ng Energy Drinks tapos walang gagawin...

    ano yun...???

    para mas lalong walang gagawin..

     

  15. Mr Fire

    Finally a real authentic Ramen..  

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Where

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Shinjuku po

  16. Mr Fire

    Grabe, pati nanlilimos, gumagamit ng QR CODE ng GCASH

     

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Haha cool

  17. Mr Fire

    Grilled Corn ????? Inihaw na mais lang naman yun 

  18. Mr Fire

    Having a dog named MING MING

     

  19. Mr Fire

    House Blessing or House party?

  20. Mr Fire

    I always ordering things in LAZADA, cause they wake me up.. always F@#%ING 8AM they deliver with a nonstop calls 

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Good thing they deliver early lol

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Good service, Bad timing haha

  21. Mr Fire

    I feel so good today, I feel like a PIMP haha.. just kiddin'

  22. Mr Fire

    I got 99 problems and I still got 99 more... this is the life

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Strike A Pose Dancing GIF by Soul Train

  23. Mr Fire

    I have no plans to have two Ex-wives

    1. IyahBautista

      IyahBautista

      How about 3 ex wives? 🤭🤭🤭 

  24. Mr Fire

    I just bought a Fruit Squeezer, but I have no Fruits to Squeeze, Just Pizza, Pasta, Nachos, Tacos, Burgers, Fries and Cake is all I have in my Frigs 

  25. Mr Fire

    I just lied

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