Jump to content

Mr Fire

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    37

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Mr Fire

  1. Mr Fire

    It's true, the leftover dinner is the breakfast tomorrow, you just add the eggs

  2. Mr Fire

    I'm so lazy... I'm so lazy... I'm so lazy... I'm so lazy... I'm so lazy... I'm so lazy... 

    (any beat will do) while driving

  3. Mr Fire

    why annulment is so EXPENSIVE?

    .......

    .......

    .......

    Because it's WORTH IT.

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      The sad part of an annulment is if your ex wouldn't put out for the expenses. For example, my ex was so 'upset' that I called his friend for his number and simmered down when I told him WHY I have to call him. He told me that he didn't have the funds to pay even half of it. I replied , Fine, I'd just say whatever I want about you on the court documents. 

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Oh... I paid everything on our annulment, even the lawyers we have, still she got what she wants and the thing that I hate the most is the made up reason for the annulment, too bad I cant post it here haha... she made me look so dumb and stupid infront of the honorable judge

  4. Mr Fire

    50% if Marriages end in divorce.

    100% Pizza Deliveries end in Happiness 

     

    Love:0

    Pizza:1

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Why I'm glad you got yours AND your pizza 😏 80% of your happiness on your adult life will depend on the spouse you chose to marry. It's frustrating that most people keep lying to themselves and later on in life - hook, line and sinker - that they've realized that they have nothing in common. 😱

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      so true, It's my mistake too, I thought marriage is the cure to our fights and quarrels.. I was so wrong, It became worst, only in movies can save love with marriage

  5. Mr Fire

    why is my Lola curing everything with Vicks VapoRub

     

  6. Mr Fire

    I just bought a Fruit Squeezer, but I have no Fruits to Squeeze, Just Pizza, Pasta, Nachos, Tacos, Burgers, Fries and Cake is all I have in my Frigs 

  7. Mr Fire

    when you see a missing shih tzu DOG posters... then everyone has a shih tzu dog too

  8. Mr Fire

    Remember.. If you fall............ ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................edi ouch!!

  9. Mr Fire

    Soon I'll be a soldier

  10. Mr Fire

    when you feel lucky and still you lose

  11. Mr Fire

    some information must be inaccurate for you to get it

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @ Mr Fire to get what, Mr Fire? 🙂

  12. Mr Fire

    I got 99 problems and I still got 99 more... this is the life

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Strike A Pose Dancing GIF by Soul Train

  13. Mr Fire

    when I was really young, I'm so stupid to think that all beautiful girl don't fart and poop

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      Far too many men made the same mistake! 😁

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      wait there's more, I also thought that beautiful girls have beautiful Moms and Grumpy Dads

  14. Mr Fire

    I'm the one who trained them and now they tell me how to do my job

    1. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      200.gif

      @Mr FireTry giving driving lessons to your kids, they'd turn into gremlins on wheels. 😕

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      that will be so DOPE!!!!! I love it..

  15. Mr Fire

    so Cold, I need a heater

    Tokyo S## P@$!& OTW

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Wow its not raining here, where is that

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      MANILA

  16. Mr Fire

    this rain makes me lazy

  17. Mr Fire

    ONE DAY GLUED ON THE BED AFTER WEEKDAYS

    ONE DAY TO RELAX

    FIVE DAYS OF STRESS

  18. Mr Fire

    marriage is so simple.. duh

    your WIFE does WHATEVER SHE WANTS and you do HATEVER SHE WANTS.. BASIC

  19. Mr Fire

    worst decision: Getting Married

    Best Decision: Getting Annulled 

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Omggg

    2. Nightwriter

      Nightwriter

      @Mr Fire Best money I've ever paid for. At least you're legally FREE. Hopefully with no strings attached. 

      You know what I mean. 

      golf tantrums GIF

  20. Mr Fire

    I still have a glimpse of faith to be on the right path of my life

  21. Mr Fire

    Wensha Later.. finally

    1. Viola

      Viola

      Inggit.

  22. Mr Fire

    dito lang ako nakakita sa lugar namin ng Tambay na umiinom ng Energy Drinks tapos walang gagawin...

    ano yun...???

    para mas lalong walang gagawin..

     

  23. Mr Fire

    (Meanwhile)

    I was walking inside my office building, the duty front desk said "Good morning sir, mukhang stress kayo ah", I smiled and said "thanks... It's the stress" (In my head, Chill or someone else will be Jobless)

  24. Mr Fire

    When you think you've hit your stress limit and things get more stressful the next day 

  25. Mr Fire

    I always ordering things in LAZADA, cause they wake me up.. always F@#%ING 8AM they deliver with a nonstop calls 

    1. Pretty sachi san

      Pretty sachi san

      Good thing they deliver early lol

    2. Mr Fire

      Mr Fire

      Good service, Bad timing haha

×
×
  • Create New...